The Largest Shark Known To Man Kind Cristiano Ronaldo Joke?

Cristiano Ronaldo Joke? - the largest shark known to man kind

A place in the royal yacht the queen was enjoying the breeze from the sea when he saw a man in the water of the port bow - clearly being threatened by a huge shark. Through the binoculars he could see it was Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling desperately to himself from the jaws of a shark free 20 yards!

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try to save the poor people, but he knew the yachts top speed never reached their destination on time. At that moment has a speedboat with three men in England shirts accelerated in the view. A man has the shark and fired a harthingy in the ribs, immobilization on. The other two came on and Ronaldo put in water, with long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They included bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the boat with the dead shark and a quick retreat when they heard desperate appeal ready ....... She was the queen of Appeals for the ship.

Arrived aboard the Queen saw the three men were Beckham, Rooney and Crouch and entered into rApture on the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for his courageous actions. I thought the England team hate Ronaldo after the World Cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries to serve.

The knight and they went away.

When she went Rooney asked him: "Who was that?"

"That, Beckham said:" It was our queen. Governing communities and who knows everything about our country. "

"Well," Rooney said: "You know, f ** k all about shark fishing." How's the bait up? "